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Sunday, July 9, 2023

ADVICE FOR SINGLE LADIES OF MARRIAGEABLE AGES...

 


You sleep with every single man that comes your way. You can't even remember your total body count i.e the total number of men you've slept with 'premaritally'.

These men you sleep with will never marry you. Never. Even if one of such men eventually marries you, he may have done so out of his own selfish innate interest that he will never declare to you and it most likely will not end well. So why must you keep hurting yourself?

And if you even marry that same man. He knows you believe in and practice sex outside marriage. The next you have in that your marriage is battle after battle. Distrust between you two.

Let me add this, thinking you can change a man after marriage is a naked lie. No adult changes suddenly just like that. Marriage is a great magnifier. What you see is what you get.

You directly or indirectly neglected the good brother for the bad brother because he has money.  Pretending not to see the bad side of him, the womanizing part of him, the cheating part of him, the wicked part of him, the abusive part of him and the negative part of him.
You're only forcing your head into a tight cap that may never be the right fitting for you.

Sunday, July 2, 2023

A Very Touching Story

 

*SO TOUCHING*


I receive more than 1,000 letters and mails every month, at office.


All of these letters and mails pass through my own hands.


I stay up all nights reading and responding.


After my promotion.


I had to move into a new office and take over some special duties, coupled with the ones I have already.


I saw written letters that were dumped somewhere inside the new office which no one has opened nor touched.


I wondered how the letters got there.


The envelopes used for the letters were very dusty. About nineteen letters from the same person.


It has same name.


Same phone number.


Same address.


Same request.


And same handwriting.


When our cleaners wanted to dispose them, I told him to bring them for me.


I opened and read one.


It was a letter written to the accounts and finance department of our company by a labourer in November 2019.


The letter was a request.


The worker was humbly requesting the head of accounts department to pay him, that he is critically sick and needs the money for urgent treatment. In the letter, he stated that he had hepatitis which affected his liver.


I read the second letter. It was the same request. Looking at the letters, one will know that it was written with tears. The drops of tears were still visible on it, since the letters were inserted in an envelope.


I read the third letter and saw the same thing.


I read the fourth letter and it was still the same request.


He has been writing and sending in letters since November 2019 and the last letter there was written on 10 August 2020, which the writer stated that the accounts department should have mercy on him and his family and unblock his line and answer his calls.


It was confusing.


Who blocks people's lines here?


I decided to call.


I used my phone and dialed the number on one of the letters I was holding, which was the last letter written on 10 August 2020.


It rang.


No one picked.


I dialed it again.


It ranged again.


Someone picked.


I spoke first.


“Hello,” I said, “Good afternoon.”


“Good afternoon.” a female voice answered. It was the voice of a middle aged woman.


I told her my name and where I was calling from.


She kept quiet.


I told her that I am calling to speak with the person who bears the name on the letters.


She started sobbing over the phone.


“He is lying down here.” She cried.


“Who?” I asked to reaffirm.


“The person you want to speak with.”


“Can I speak with him, please?”


“He can't talk again. He is only breathing. He can't move. He doesn't even know that someone is sitting beside him. I am his wife. We have been writing letters and calling but you people said we should not disturb you people again. Our lines was blocked. His money was withheld. We sent people to you people's office but they came back with nothing.” She cried, “We are just waiting for him to go and rest.”

I couldn't say a word.

I was just dropping tears because of the way she spoke.

She continued.

Sunday, February 19, 2023

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Saturday, February 18, 2023

As we go to the polls next weekend.

Let's get it right this time around Nigeria.

*Use your vote wisely:*


*#30, 000 minimum wage, no governor went to the supreme court to ensure implementation.


*Local Govt. No governor went to the supreme court to enforce autonomy.


*Non payment of salaries and pension no governor went to the supreme court.


*ASUU Strike for 8 months no Governor went to the supreme court.


*Fuel scarcity...no supreme court.


*Electricity hike; no supreme court.


*Bad Roads....no supreme court order.


*Unemployment.... No supreme court.


*Poverty....no supreme court order.


*Heightened inflation, no supreme court order.


*COVID-19 lockdown which lasted for months, even palliatives ceased/denied, no governor went to the supreme court.


*Now!! No physical cash to buy votes...they remember that the masses are suffering.*


*Ask yourself.... are these govenors really working for your interest????*


*February 25th is a day of liberation By God's grace.*

Thursday, February 9, 2023

The new found metal in chemistry.

 


A New Metal has been Added to Chemistry


Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WM

Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.


PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 


- Boils at any time

- Can freeze at any time

- Melts if treated with love

- Very Bitter if Mishandled


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES


- Very Reactive

- Highly Unstable in moods

- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books

- Money Reducing Agent.


OCCURRENCE 


Mostly found in front of the Mirror.


It's highly flammable and volatile when mixed with mother in-laws.


It has mixed properties when seated with parents. 


 Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!


Only scientists will understand .


😂😂😂😂

Tuesday, February 7, 2023

**THE THING WITH BAD HABITS**


Right from my school days, everyone who's been around me for a reasonable amount of time will testify to the fact that I chew gum a lot. 


Not necessarily that I love it but I just do.


I developed that urge and habit in my school days because I wasn't one who was given to coffee and the likes in order to have lengthier study hours and so the next resort I had was to rely on chewing gum in order to remain focused and alert.


With time the repeated acts of chewing gum unconsciously became a habit. A bad one at that.😬


Everyone around me complained but who sai. Old habits never die hard... Or do they 🤷


To make matters worse I don't chew the gum with relish sef. If you see the way I chew it, you too will be annoyed 😩. 


I chew gum in such a crass manner with my mouth sounding like a typewriter every one minute 🤣.


You wouldn't believe that even on my wedding day I came to the church chewing the gum that I had deliberately saved for that day. 


My husband noticed my mouth whining and because he had come to know me with it like everyone else, he knew I had gum in my mouth and quickly ordered me to spit it out before our wedding service starts 😂.

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Ladies let's have some sense



Umunwanyi let me give you a piece of unsolicited advice especially my unmarried sisters. 


You see eh when a man comes for your hand in marriage plead with your parents particularly your fathers not to over-bill or extort from your suitor because you are going to pay for it bitterly one way or the other in the marriage. E get why o!


Put your quest and desire to have the most elaborate wedding particularly at the traditional marriage level stage at bay and hold your long throat. A na eru ihe eru. Don't try to jump the rope of life


Even if he can afford it alone, have some sense and self respect and cut down unnecessary expenses except you are ready to foot the bills of the unnecessary expenses yourself without involving the man. Dem no dey do competition for best wedding. The world doesn't care, all the world cares about is to help you waste the largesse you have prepared for us.


Put yourself in the mindset of the man especially if he is not spiritually grounded, there is no way he will spend that much money to marry you and not see you as one of his acquisitions.


Did you guys know that there are men who value their toys (cars and electronic gadgets) more than they value their wives who is a human being. That is why he won't waste time to abuse you in any manner he deems fit at any given time.


If only some of you wives could be privileged to read the minds of your so called husbands as to how they value you, most of you will weep blood. That is why your voices and opinions never count to your husbands and they even consider it an insult to them because you are no better than one other of his acquired home furnitures.


I'm not saying fight your kinsmen but for goodness sake this is the 21st century and times are hard economically so please make them understand that all that nonsense billing has no benefit especially to you their daughter except they are selling you off into modern day slavery which is what most wives are to their husbands... Glorified house maids


When I was about to get married and my uncles said no this no that, they didn't know that I was the happiest person because my husband and I had more money to save which we later utilized for our first investment as a couple immediately after our wedding. 


Then after the wedding, still beg your immediate family to respect themselves small with their demands even if their new in-law is a money magnet. E get why too.


And then you the new bride you get your ass off your lazy entitlement chair and start to hustle no matter how small so that your respect can be full and all round (you want his family to respect you as well).


Let me stop here for now. But if you didn't take anything home from here remember that most husbands view their wives as a mere acquisition and that is why your opinion is treated harshly with abuse because it is considered as a direct unwelcomed challenge to his unquestionable authority.


Even if you are married to a man because of his monetary wealth and nothing more, try to pretend about it at the beginning in other to gain your respect and then you'd realize with time that there's more to him and the whole concept of marriage than a man's money. Just saying 😔